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Showing posts with label chocos. Show all posts

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Cadbury Dairy Milk Chocos

Imagine the most boring chocolate based product ever - you've just imagined Cadbury's new Chocos - designed for people too lazy to even break off a square of Dairy Milk.


These '11 delicious milk chocolate pieces' are round bite-sized portions of solid Dairy Milk chocolate, adorned lovingly with the Cadbury's 'C' - basically Rolos without the caramel in. JUST WHAT THE WORLD ALWAYS WANTED. A carameless Rolo. Good thinking Cadbury.


They have the same sickly taste of Cadbury's Dairy Milk, but now you can store the pack handily in your coat pocket and reach in when you get the urge for a mouth-sized goblet of choc. OH NO ACTUALLY YOU CAN'T BECAUSE THEY'LL ALL HAVE MELTED INTO ONE LONG HOMOGENOUS CHOCOLATE TUBE

And by the way, I can think of 12 better names for the Choco. Here they all are in full*:

Penny-Chocs
Chocco-Buttons
Bing-Bangs
Choco-Drops
Cadbury's Chocolate Pennies
Fat Buttons
Milky Chocs
Milky Melts
Milky Moments
Cadbury's Lazy Boys
Choccy Yum Yums
Cadbury's Bitz

*I have copywrited ALL these names Cadbury's so BACK OFF.
Cadbury Dairy Milk Chocos, 57p
Sour Level: zero
gobblemonkey says: 1 out of 7