I haven't seen the original interview, so I can only imagine the full extent of the squirrel abuse he vented, but let's examine what we do know more closely:
One, Packham has imagined a 'magic' button that is capable of wiping out an entire species.
Two, there's a queue lining up to press this button, and Packham's right at the front.
Three, he's arbitrarily chosen to exterminate a creature purely based on its colour.
Now I was never a big fan of the Really Wild Show, but this time Packham has gone too far. Jeremy Clarkson suggests shooting a few teachers and is hailed as the next anti-christ, but Packham is allowed to happily wander the corridors of the BBC bothering sparrows and endorsing genocide? (and who taught him magic anyway? That was just irresponsible)
Now, who else is in this queue for this 'magic button'? I'm assuming Terry Nutkins, definitely, and maybe Pol Pot or Bill Odie behind.I can imagine Chris pushing them all out of the way to get to the front, frothing at the mouth in blood-thirsty desperation, with Nutkins and Odie egging him on with cries of "DO IT CHRIS!"
And what happens when the 'magic' button is pressed? Does every grey squirrel suddenly drop dead? Maybe an airborne virus is released that slowly shuts down every organ in their poor little grey bodies, leaving millions of rotting squirrel corpses littering the streets of Great Britain? Is that what Packham wants?
Or perhaps the 'magic button' merely just makes all grey squirrels disappear in a puff of fairy dust, so we can all quietly forget about them as if it never happened. YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU PACKHAM?
PACKHAM: Owls are OK, everything else goes |
That's why Packham despises them.
EITHER THAT OR HE JUST THINKS THEY HAVE BORING FUR.
Of course, human beings are animals too, just as much a part of nature as the squirrel. Bringing the greys to the UK was just as 'natural' the thousands of animals and plants that colonised the British isles on their own accord after Ice Age. Our influence on the planet is as natural as ants digging up their environment to build gigantic ant hills or a horde of locusts destroying fields of crop. Indeed humans themselves are not native to Britain, so the grey squirrel has as much right to be here as we do.
But Packham's brain can't understand that, and now nothing can stop his one-man mission, armed with MAGIC, to cleanse the country of the GREY MENACE.
Kind Grey Squirrel enjoys daffodils |
And if we allow Packham to use his magic button to rid us of the pesky grey squirrels, ask yourself - what's next? Other animals that we find a bit annoying?
Wasps? Toads? Birds that sing early in the morning? CHINESE PEOPLE?!?
And he calls himself a vegetarian. Shame on you Chris.
(oh yeah and p.s. i ate some sweets yum yum 5 out of 7 wevs)
My theory is he saw that squirrel on The Great British Bake Off and now has a classic case of bollock envy.
ReplyDeleteHe also once said he'd get rid of all pandas, because they use up funding that he feels could be better used for other breeds. PANDAS! Tosser.
The reason he wants to destroy them is nothing to do with their colour. That is the name of the species an they are a pest whereas the red squirrel is not. Seriously the level of ignorance and stupidity astonishes me.
ReplyDeletedo you understand jokes?
ReplyDelete"human beings are animals too, as much a part of nature just as the squirrel. Bringing the greys to the UK was just as 'natural' the thousands of animals and plants that colonised the British isles on their own accord after Ice Age"
ReplyDeleteRUBBISH. Greys are NOT in this country naturally. Humans are not part of nature at all. Humans destroy nature. The conservationists culling the Greys are simply trying to restore the natural balance, or at least what's left of it. Conservationists who endorse culling are as close to nature as you'll probably find in this country.
The level of ignorance and bunny hugging views there is for Grey Squirrels is unbelievable. Some people see a "cute and cuddly" animal and decide that is a decent reason to protect them, which it IS NOT.
Greys are an ecological disaster full stop. Eradicating them is not cruel or "racist", as some people put it. People who oppose Grey Squirrel culling seem to do so because of a failure to understand or care about the whole picture.
thanks for our comment Anon.
ReplyDeleteBUT perhaps it is you who doesn't understand the 'whole picture'
Human beings ARE natural to this planet - they didn't come down from Mars. Everything we do is part of nature, and therefore part of 'natures balance'. If we tip the scales in favour of the grey squirrel, then so be it. We're part of the environment, and when an environment alters species evolve. The loss of the red squirrel is just part of evolution - the same way a natural disaster wiped out the dinosaurs.
Sorry if you think that human beings are special, but we're not. We're just dumb animals wandering about the planet causing damage and improvements as we go - like a ant ripping up the earth to build an ant hill or a woodpecker mashing up a tree with its beak.
I would argue that it is you who is 'a bunny hugger' as you put it, as you seem to favour the more attractive red squirrel simply because they look nicer - or is it just because they 'got here first'?